Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Joke Time [Part 2]

In relation with my first post about jokes I also remember this one that really shut my mind. This one is kinda short but same thought like the first one. Take note before she gave this joke to me we are talking about the first joke so I'm very confident that she can't fool me. But guess what happened next.

Girl - Bawal magsalita ng "Hindi" sa joke ko.
Alvin - Okay.
Girl - Mayroon akong alagang mga hayop 3 aso, 5 pusa, 2 manok, 6 na pato, 4 na ibon at 1 kalabaw. Ilan lahat ng alaga ko?
Alvin - [Nag iisip] 20.
Girl - [sad and ask me this question] Naku. Galing mo naman. Tae. Alam mu na ata to eh?
Alvin - [shouted] Hindi noh.

After I answered it they were all laughing at me and then at that very glimpse of my mind I shouted "Oh no. I can't believe it" And then I realized that I should not be too boastful of telling them the same joke like what I've posted earlier or else you will get yourself busted.

*Note
The computation should be taken mentally for getting a high succession rate.

Joke Time c",)

I just wanna share this simple joke that really made me laughed. And here the story goes.

While I was watching a noontime show there was one contestant that was so funny. Funny in terms of his actions and the way he speaks. I can't deny the fact that this little boy has a great sense of humor. Then suddenly he shouted "Kuya Willie, Kuya Willie meron po akong joke." The tv host the replied "Sige anu yun?" Then the little boy delivered his punchline.

Little Boy - Bawal pong magsalita ng "Bakit?" sa mga jokes ko.
Willie - Oh sige simulan mo na.
Little Boy - Ang ganda naman po ng buhok nyo kuya Willie.
Willie - Talaga.
Little Boy - Opo, tapos ang guwapo nyo pa po.
Willie - Syempre naman. Hahaha.
Little Boy - Ahm? Kanino pong damit yan?
Willie - Saken binili ko.
Little Boy - Alam nyo pa talo na kayo?
Willie - Inde pa. Hahaha

That joke really burns all my calories. All of the audience and the little boy expected Willie to answer his last question with "Bakit?" But this genius tv host answered "Inde pa" The crowd started to laughed as the little boys also laughed for his unsuccessful joke.

*Note
The dialogue is not that exact as what the two said. I change some of it but the thought is still the same. And why dont you give it a try? .. Throw this joke to your slow minded friends. Haha. Peace =)

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Saving the best for Last *_*

School is out. Free atlast from boredom and cramming. But for some, this is the start of another shortage. Shortage of money.

Two months before the class end I started saving my money because I know for myself that my parents will not give allowances anymore. And also for some reasons, I started saving my money because I want to buy myself a present for my birthday this August 6. So, I want to share how I save my own allowance during class days.
  1. From our house, I walk until I reach the highway.
  2. I only pay 7php as my fare to the jeepney because I was a student.
  3. After that, I walk again until I reach our school.
  4. During lunchtime I eat my favorite meal worth 20php just in front of our school.
  5. Then I don't buy drinks anymore since our school have drinking fountains so I drink there instead of buying one.
  6. After class I avoid going to computer shops to play games with friends.
  7. I also avoided playing billards as well.
  8. I don't go to malls after class instead I go home early.
  9. I also walk again going home from school until I reach the terminal and pay 7php as my fare.
  10. I eat merienda in our house instead of eating in our school.

At the end of the day I saved 100php from my 150php allowance. 5ophp of it is my expenses. 14php of this expenses comes from my fare which is 7php back and forth. 20php from my meal and 16php from unexpected expenses like xerox, unexpected payments in school and others. So at the end of the week I saved 500php from my 750php weekly allowances. So this vacation I have 2000php on my hand since the other 2000php were lost because of shopping and treats during the remaining weeks of class. And exactly today, I have 1000php as my saving because the other half was lost because I went to a party with a friend. For me, this 1000php is a great start for my present that I will give to myself in my birthday. And I just realized these things while doing this blog.

  1. I help saved the world from global warming atleast for two months since I rode a jeepney twice instead of four times.
  2. I help my mother in saving our budget since I don't ask for money for my expenses this vacation.
  3. I help to discipline myself in terms of saving.
  4. I also help my body to have an exercise every morning and late afternoon because of walking for almost a kilometer.
  5. And I learned how to be practical nowadays.

Saving through my allowance last semester is not enough to compensate all my needs. The present that I will give to myself, the unexpected payments and etc. So, I'm not that guaranteed that my 100ophp will last until the next school days this June. So now, I'm looking for extra income. Actually I'm planning to apply for a call center agent but I'm not sure about it. But one thing is for sure, that is, I started to realize that I'm not getting any younger anymore that I have to strech my bones and be a man. And I already saved my best for last.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Talk to Papa ^_^

"Mga chicks na panay ibabaw at mga mister na orTIGAS panay ilalim."

That's the funniest line Barangay LS FM 97. 1 plays during the airtime of their most craziest program, the TALK TO PAPA that air 1-3pm and replays during 12-2am. How do I found this program? ..

While I'm on my bed reading some books past 12am I suddenly feel so bored and a little bit sad. I dont know what should I do to escape that feeling. I first grab my phone and played magicsushi, another funny thing to do while killing the boredom, after few minutes of playing I found myself dissatisfied, meaning the boredom is still there. Since my phone dont have a radio, because mp3 dont satisfies me, I borrow the phone of my mother which I usually use during my bedtime. I scan for a channel to listen to until I found this station that goes with this line "Ikot ever, Cubao ibabaw, Sakay na. Ayos ba? .. AYOS." It definitely catches my attention. I listen to the DJ's as night falls and discovered that the DJ's was Papa Bear and Papa Kiko. The program was all about giving advices to caller but the main attraction about this is the sense of humor of the DJ's. Sometimes they give useful advices and sometimes they dont. But most of the time the texters were the one who's giving advices to the caller. I still remember while I was listening last night. The caller have this problem "My friend told me that he has a small bird? .. " and the other one is "She also have friend that plans to commit suicidal attempt because the boy dont like her." This problem really shocked my night. The caller said that she saw her friend mixing the acid and softdrinks and going to drink it. She also added that this friend only wants to do the same thing like what thier other friend do for the same problem. The DJ's and texter have the same advices, that is, she have to tell it to the parents of her friend so that she will be given proper guidance. On the lighter side of the program, I noticed that most of the problems of the caller is about their BF's and everytime the DJ's hear about this problem they always sing this song "Ang bakya mo Neneng 'wag mong babasain, pag ito'y binasa mo ika'y papasmahin."

Overall the show was great and stress relieving. It will surely erased your temper, anger and other bad feelings when you started hearing the craziest laughs of the DJ's. Their nonsense advices sometimes and the sense of humor they possess during their airtime.

And today, I started promoting this show to my cousins and they found it funny too. And now, they cant do anything to stop them from listening to this show like me. In fact, it became my everynight routine before I go to sleep.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Fresh Start =)

I started visiting this website since yesterday night. At first, it was not that easy to get in until I finally did. And now, I'm making a fresh start here, making this first blog entry in this website. So, lets start the ball rolling.

While I was doing this entry I was also surfing another website. You can visit it if you like 'coz i found it very interesting.

Here's the URL by the way.
www.wikimapia.org


I will give you some spoonful information about that site. It is a satellite map wherein you can see different places like your own residence or alike. It's like the google earth. You can search different places in different cities. Actually, I found exactly the place where I live, our house. I got that site from my classmate in college, her name is Christia. She was surfing that site because we are looking for a private resort near Valenzuela for her upcoming 18th birthday celebration. She is planning to have an overnight swimming party and we think Valenzuela is the best place to celebrate it simply because its too accessible. No hassles and probs. =)

Anyways, before I end it up hope you will give some comments to my articles. Lets share our opinions and thoughts about different matters. And just enjoy the heat of the summer. Oh yea. c",)

And oh! You can also catch me in my friendster account at alvinrdeniega@yahoo.com and my Y.M at spyro_00014. Feel free to add me and lets be best of friends.